Breast Fest 2012
A biker rally to raise money for Breast Cancer research
Is the Iron Skulls Motorcycle Association Breast Fest. It's a biker bash to raise money for the Save the Tatas Foundation. We're hosting the bikes, the bands, the MMA Jackal, and warm. It's warm and it's stuffy. It is. And how much money do you expect to make this weekend for the Save the Tatas? If we could donate $10,000. Static, this is my man right here. Tommy Chong on cycle, baby. Give me a break. This Cycle Babble rocks. Cycle Babble rocks. Yeah, what he said man. Cycle psycho Babble rocks. Ohh, right. What's your name, big man? Ohh. All ho you, ho you and hold. You can hold. That's who I am. You know, I got to tell you, I'm kind of sad to admit that you're the first pair of skits I've seen today. They look good. Not particularly man. A little too hairy for me. Those are natural. Right. Yes, they are. And I gotta tell you, they're better than hoes. Yes, but you put your name on that guy right there, you give me a dollar and all proceeds go to breast cancer. And what's gonna happen with the car? Ohh, we're gonna race it and wreck the **** out of that thing. Oh oh. I'll get this **** out of it. There go ohh. Dad. Dad. No, I don't think so. Maybe. I don't know. I don't think so. Ohh, I'd say. Surprise surprise psycho Babble TV. It's our old friend. From, you know, remember Mary Jane? I remember Mary Jane. Shoe Palace. I think I'm the freaking spokesperson. Yes, yes, we run into you everywhere we go. How can I forget you exactly? Ohh, let's go, I'm ready to go. She will wait, wait. Don't go. Ready. Set. Go, go, go. Ohh really. Ohh. My bike over. Come on. Ohh ****. Yay, I could be able to work off for a week. What company are you peddling shots for? Whiskeys? That's on my ****. Two whiskeys? Wow. How old are you? I'm 24. You're old. You're 24. You're lying. No, I really 19. No, 16. I was born in 88. I promised 8824. You know, that makes me feel old. What does that make you feel? Happy. Happy to be standing next to her. Yeah, look at that. I think evil can Evil tried to jump that at one time. Boyfriend. No, I'm single. You want one? Not really. Not really. How about you? You want to go out for pizza and sure. Ohh, you were supposed to say no. I was going to say what's the matter? Don't you like pizza? That's my joke. Mazzy 9/1. But. How's the resemblance? Perfect. All right, Brandy, you did a hell of a job. Check her out. She's out here at Breast Fest. She'll show you her **** and it's a great time. And you can get some artwork done. You have a barrel of fun. Games. They told me if I want to stay on here, better freaking put it back. Hey, psycho Babble, this is Michelle here on her Harley Sportster. She's going to Take Me Out of here. I'm sorry I can't stick around. Have a good night. How baby? I'm Savannah and you're watching Psycho Babble TV. He went down on the Pink Panther I'm guessing. Contest later. You wanna get that? This is that a fishing lure? We got the biggest swinging **** there is right here, just called Rick. I'm about to throw up. Well, we'll get that on camera too. That's funny Throw. My legs are smooth. Oh my God I don't want to feel your freaking leg. I'm not drunk enough for that yet. Maybe later.
Standup comic and self-proclaimed anti-social worker, Mike Preston draws on his years of experience with people on the fringe of society to deliver this darkly humorous tale of “intellectually challenged” spirits and failed relationships. When he’s not scribbling out twisted tales, Preston roams the Midwest, performing in gin joints, flophouses, and bowling alleys. It is, by all accounts, a very glamorous life.
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“Some people practice Tough Love, Mike Preston says. I practice Tough Apathy. Which means, I don’t care. But I don’t care very deeply. That was the spark that started the fire that would eventually rage out of control and turn into the bold new cure for Personality Disorders. Shut the Hell Up Therapy. It’s like Denial, only more aggressive, Preston says. Rather than ignoring the problem, you hose it down and send it running. (Preston is not currently a Mental Health Professional. Not even close.) The debut of this work, the world’s first openly hostile Self-Help book, signifies an exciting new era in the field of Behavior Modification, and Mike Preston, ASW* is proud to be spearheading that movement. Right into the ground. *Anti-Social Worker
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Not every ghost is going to be a genius. That’s just the way it is. When Stan Johnson’s attempt to withdraw from society is interrupted by a visitor from another dimension, he learns more than he ever bargained for about family ties, social grace, and murder. Now he’s on Death Row, contending with a sleazy lawyer and an annoying young trio of aspiring Psychotherapists. Lethal injection has never looked more desirable.
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Not your average “Recovery Story,” The Moron Chronicles follows a year in the life of a “reality challenged” alcoholic determined to live life on his own terms and let the chips fall where they may. Twisted and harshly comedic (just like real life), this is the story of what happens when ignorance and arrogance meet and give birth. You’ve seen these guys on the street before and wondered where they came from. Well, this book should answer all your questions. And if you happen to recognize a bit of yourself in there-be afraid. Be very afraid.
I would of loved to be at this, I was freshly into the industry at the time.
Yeah this was right after my third year at Chicago Sexcon. It was the year that my booth was next to Psycho Babble TV. That is how I met them.