Tazer Time Radio – The World’s Smallest Stripper Sassee Cassee joins us live!

Well, we can’t have a radio show without a little bit of bumps along the road. I got myself calling into the guest line instead of the host line. Might be able to work if I could actually unmute myself. Right guys? We have the one and only world renowned world’s smallest stripper joining us today Sassee Cassee. This girl is incredible and to have some amazing strength and has overcome some amazing hurdles. She actually just got an emergency call from work but will be calling us indirectly and joining us on the call. I hope you guys are able to join us as well. And you know, call in and ask some questions and whatnot she has a pretty interesting life and might actually be traveling to your area soon all over the country. Hi. This tiny woman is featuring at clubs near you, you could have an opportunity to catch her live when she’s doing one of her feature sets on tour all over the United States.

Uh, let me tell you a little bit about features. If you’re not sure what a feature does, they’re a headliner. They come in and they do a burlesque type show. A lot of the times it’s kind of the theater type show. They’ll come in and perform, they have extravagant costumes, they have sets of music to incorporate those costumes and then they kind of tell a story all while taking off their clothes. Of course.

Sassee Cassee does have some records and some titles that she’ll be talking with us about here in a few as soon as she joins us on the call. I do know for sure that she has an amazing Instagram following If you would like to join her on Instagram, that’s SasseeCassee89, that’s SASS EE CASS EE 89 Um. She’s only two foot 10 inches tall and she does have an OnlyFans for exclusive content. You can see many, many videos and photos of her on her Instagram account that are free. Her home club is Platinum 84 in Colorado. That’s where she originally started from, I do believe. I think she told me she’s in Minnesota right now. She’s actually in the same time zone as myself, but about 8 hours away. I know that she’s been to Deja Vu and Nashville recently. Lots and lots of places.

She definitely dressed up as a mini Jason for Halloween, which is a really cool costume. Uh, let me see here. She’s had an opportunity to meet a lot of famous celebrities. I know those picture that I shared of her on Instagram, She’s going, she, she just did a show with Ron Jeremy and Deja Vu and where was that at? I don’t know. No. Tennessee. She so she just got back from Tennessee but that she does know and has contact with a lot of big time celebrities. If you have a chance to look at her Instagram, some of this stuff is absolutely hilarious. She has a lot of size comparison stuff where she like walks up people were like 6 foot tall and looks so so tiny and the whole 2 foot. 10 inches standing next to some of these women who are wearing seven inch heels. That’s quite the size comparison. Umm. Sassee Cassee has been in Kentucky recently.

I’m not sure where all of our listeners are calling in from and I do see that we have one viewer. If you’d like to call into the show, the number is 563-999-3410 umm you can call into the show, ask questions or chat a bit if you like. I am just kind of fill space until we get around. She was on and then had to drop off for an important phone call from work. And we’ll be right back with us momentarily hopefully. Sassee Cassee did appear on the Jerry Springer show. She did some midget boxing on the Jerry Springer show and actually just got a message from her. She’s calling in right now, so we will get her on the line as soon as she gets through to us. This show here is quite, quite amazing. Looks like a lot of fun and we have Sassee Cassee with us. So let me make sure that’s her. It’s Tazer Time? Is it Sassee?

Hello?

Hey girl, I was just running through your Instagram trying to fill some time while we’re waiting for you to join us again. I would have been able to accept it the first time that my very smart self looked up and called in the guest number and couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t get myself off of hold. I have a whole other phone number to call in.

I had a business call so it worked out in the end.

Ohh, right. That’s good. That’s good. I was just going over the fact that you’re 2 foot 10 and you have some amazing titles and records to share with us and that they can look you up on Instagram. You have a lot of size comparison stuff on there and some hilarious videos. And umm

Yes.

I I had just said that you had appeared on the Jerry Springer show doing midget boxing and maybe don’t wanna tell us a little bit about yourself. I kind of like to hear how that show went down.

Yeah, Jerry Springer actually is kind of what got me into the industry of dancing. I was 18 and they found me when Myspace was popular. And they’re like, hey, do you want to come on our show? And my mom wasn’t very happy about it. But, you know, I was like, I’m 18, I’m gonna do what I want. And I just kind of left for the weekend. And, umm. They had me on there with another little person. And we were dating and then they had me. I mean, you know, it’s, it’s all staged, it’s for fun. But they had me fight or they had the little person that I was dating fight another guy that I was allegedly, allegedly I don’t know if I’m saying that right cheating on with the guy I met online and that was my first Jerry Springer experience and from then on, an agency had reached out to me you know, seeing that I was doing my gymnastics tricks and my booty shaking and was like, hey, would you like to join our company? You seem like a great fit. You know the novelty type of act and, you know, I was 18. I was like, yeah, hell yeah. I’ll travel the world, make money dancing and you know, 11 years later, here I am. That’s awesome. Have you been outside of America doing your shows or are you just mainly in the USA for booking? I mainly I’m booked in the USA but I have done a bunch of Canada bookings.

Canada. That is, we have a lot of showgirls who are big league that come from Canada. I know that we have a Justice the feature entertainer has is she’s trying to figure out her schedule for sometime in February and join us on the show, but she’s from Canada. She’s moving down here, yeah.

Yeah, I like her. I met her this summer at the Expo in Vegas. Very lovely woman.

Oh, that’s awesome. I have like I have bumped arms with her in the VIP trailer at Nudes poppin but that’s about the extent of it. And then ironically, we got put on a radio interview and neither one of us had any idea that the other person was actually being like, are they interviewed me? And then they were like we’re going to, you know, pause for our next guest and then I found out, like, it’s Justice that I was like, oh, I know of her. Ironically. Small world.

Yes, what we do have a caller on the line. I think I know who it is, but I am going to pop them on and see what they have to say. It’s Tazer Time. Is this my piggy? Yeah, squeal, squeal, squeal. I thought I recognized that phone number. What side of the country are you on today?

Today I’m in beautiful southern Florida.

You haven’t moved yet. Nice and warm.

Now it’s not warm. It’s not warm.

Well, compared to where I am, it is a blessing.

Well, it was like 37° down here this morning, so it was rather cool for Florida.

Well, that’s still nicer than my 10°.

Yeah, I know. I’m getting ready, getting ready to go play in the snow in about a week, so I’m not really looking forward to that. I stayed out in the snow with work for the last four years, so I guess it’s time to bite down hard.

That’s when that man bod you complain is breaking your back comes in handy because you got that extra warm there. I’m a little, a little Roly Poly, you know.

He’s got a lot of fur too. He’s got a big beard back here.

Well, I like would be nice.

I’ll let you know s little bit about. I’m going to let you know a little background about why I call him my piggy. So I posted on Twitter that I wanted a pet and he was the first one to respond. A couple of others did but they didn’t take me seriously and I was like, well as a pet your first task is to find a collar and a leash. So he did. And I was like, OK, well now you got to pick out what kind of pet you want to be. And he wanted to be a pig. So I was like, OK, well then you got to go get a pig hat. And he’s totally thinking like an S&M latex pig hat and I was like, Oh no, no, you got to do the cute pink cuddly piggy bank looking face.

He got one. And then, and then he came out to Vegas with me for Expo, and I was wearing a fluorescent pink evening gown and he had his leash and his color and his cookie hat and we walked, me and Lindsey Patterson from Canada walked him around on a leash through downtown, through Vegas, through the Hard Rock, through, we took him to Vanity with us, even to the after, to the costume party. And somehow, as an accessory, he won third place in the costume party. That’s awesome. I was like, he’s my fucking pet.

That sounds like.

If I had’ve stood up for myself. And then like, he’s an accessory. We probably would have won that shit but I didn’t because I was timid.

You know, it’s, it’s hard to be the naked cowboy.

Yes, yes, it is. Expo is a ton of fun and I know have you you went to Expo so you just you just said Expo. Is that the gentlemen’s club Expo Cassee?

Yeah, that’s the one I did this summer. They they have it at the Planet Hollywood this year. Was it in Vegas?

Yeah.

OK, well the one we usually go to is in August for the Gentlemen’s Club Expo. I guess I didn’t realize that they had one in the summer time as well. Interesting. Thanks for calling in Piggy. Thank you so much time. With Sessee Cassee on her interview so thanks for calling in. Love you.

Love you too. Best wishes to you Cassee.

Thank you. Nice talking with you.

So out of all the places that you have traveled, what would you say is your best place to go? Like, where is your favorite? What part of the country chimes into your heart?

Key West, FL was a blast. I ended up staying an extra week in Key West and like spent the majority of my money just to stay there longer. But I’m at some really cool people there. But they like had me work there again, like like the time that I stayed there, like, oh, you can just come in and dance if you want and there is very, very good management and up making most of my money back because it was bike week. So yeah, it was funny. Definitely loved me.

They have a lot more leniency with their laws in Key West, and I know that they have a lot of really, really cool events down there, like Fantasy Fest is down there. Coyote J Von Diva has been trying to get me to come to that. Ohh, my goodness, yes. We both need to do that. And everybody listening needs to go and experience that experience because it’s it’s insane. It’s basically kind of, I think like a Mardi Gras except for people are in costume and lack thereof.

And, and yeah, I know you can like be topless down there, you know, walking the streets. I know there’s a bar that is like a new bar. I think it’s like called like Eves Garden or Adam and Eve or something. But.

Ohh yeah, there are a couple of other places in the country as well that you’re allowed to walk topless. I know for certain that San Francisco, CA is the topless optional thing, and I actually go out there and do a walk annually. It’s called Beta Breakers for the people who have clothes on, it’s called. Mayor to Breakers so that people who do not it’s a seven and a half mile walk but you like you would think Oh my gosh, I am not walking to seven miles. That’s a lot. But by the time you get to the seven mile mark and know you only have.

Yeah.

Ohh yeah well we would give you a piggyback ride or something, that’d be awesome. Stroller and let you just hang out naked.

Something like that.

Now we could swing on like,

yeah,

something fun.

Yeah, I mean, and, and the limits with that are endless too. Have you seen like recently the like handicapped kids, their parents are like decorating their wheelchairs to be like the Cinderella coach and stuff? Like we could really come up with something creative. You can even do like a.

You could have like one of those wagons and get like a like a little pole in the wagon so I could be just twirling around it while you guys are pulling me.

I don’t know if they would allow that part because they think that you’re not supposed to like shake your boobs and stuff like that. I’m not sure. I know that I did. I didn’t listen to that part and I did it while I was doing a selfie Snapchat. OK, so it’s like the Care Bear stare and we have 11 minutes left. It’s like the Care Bear Stare, like there’s literally police lined up on both sides of the road looking at you, smiling while you walked out butt ass naked down the streets of San Francisco, past bakeries and stuff.

Allowing you to be naked that there’s limitations at the same time.

Right. And so and guys can be that way too. And it’s just, it blows my mind, but umm yeah, I saw this one bike cop and he was riding by and he had a big old smile. I was like, you wanna picture? And he’s like, yeah, sure. And then I was like, fuck this, we’re doing a video. And I like snapchat and I was like disturbing the peace. And the poor guy, I was riding his bike, it was hilarious. It was like people dressed up as nuns and all sorts of stuff.

What would you say is he wildest, funnest event that you’ve ever been to? Oh, when I did Ozzy Osbourne’s birthday party.

Wow, that

I did that that last December, so almost a year now. I wasn’t able to talk about it right away, but it’s been almost a year. So I can, you know, talk about it now. But they had Marilyn Manson there, Ozzy Osbourne and his family, and it was just, it was great, you know, like being able to perform for a legend.

Right. I can’t, I couldn’t, I couldn’t imagine. I know that you have had the opportunity to meet a lot of famous people. Can you like list some of the ones that you’ve been that you have entertained? Yeah, Another one was Snoop Dogg. That was like four years ago, I believe, Met him in Colorado, at an event called the Gypsy Jane Fest and it’s kind of all like spur of the moment, you know, me meeting him, I ended up, you know, going into Warren G’s tent. And just, you know, smoking with them, getting pictures and getting ready to walk out. And I was like, you know what, before I leave, you guys need to see me twerk. And I started twerking and it everything went uphill from there. It’s like, no, no, you got to stick around. You got to meet Snoop Dog. And then he ended up taking me on stage with him and it was a blast.

Ohh, my goodness, that sounds so fun. And I know I just mentioned too that you had just done like a Christmas party with Ron Jeremy like a week ago or actually like a couple days ago.

Nashville last weekend, he’s a character.

He is a lot of fun. I I get the pleasure of bumping into him like a couple times a year usually. He’s always hosting Nudes A Poppin and I usually see him down in..

He always has his harmonica with him.

Ohh, I love it. I had one day when we were at Night Moves magazine, Grand Caravan of the Stars. I had my hotel room propped open and me and Coyote, J Von Diva and Chris Meggs were all sitting in there and I’m naked on my bed eating pizza and all of a sudden my door opens and I was like who the heck and it’s Ron Jeremy. He walks in, takes like 2 steps into the room, sits down on the floor, pulls out his harmonica and starts playing. I was like you can serenade me with that thing any day.

Yeah, that’s awesome.

We have about 8 minutes left. What are some of the benefits of I mean, obviously you are, like you said, a novelty act. What are some of the more difficult things maybe that you have to deal with when you’re on the road?

Well, definitely, you know, trying to learn how to climb the pole. Umm, you know, I had to adapt to my you know what I can and can’t do and you know, with my legs being so short, you know I’m unable to wrap my legs around and climb it that way so I adapted using my feet. So I like climb the pole like a koala bear.

I did see that. It’s so cute.

So that was one of the challenges, you know? But I was able to overcome it and still, you know, be able to climb the pole. Just do it a different way.

And then of course, you actually fit in a suitcase, so you have to have a security so someone doesn’t put you in on, of course,

Yes. I have security that comes with me.

Yeah you know I’m. You know, yeah, people can easily just snatch me right up. So that’s why I travel with somebody. You know.

You know, and that’s definitely, always, always safe.

I tell people, you know, don’t piss off somebody that’s waist high, you know, being a male, you’re going to get hurt if you try to do anything.

Right, right exactly where you don’t want to be head butted. Got it.

Yes.

Gonna use that thing like a, like a, a monkey bar and it’s like you’re right there,

right? OK.

Ohh my goodness,

finding shoes was difficult to like, you know, heal. So I just saw this lady it’s called the little shoe store and she custom makes shoes for Little people because the majority of little people, our feet are wider. But short so You know, we’d have to find, you know, shoes that like fit our with and our length.

You probably have to custom make all of your clothes.

Yeah, a lot of my dancer costumes are custom made to me. Susie Malone. She does magic burlesque shows. And umm, well, and you know, she does strip as well, but yeah, it’s like. Umm, and she makes most of my costumes now really wonderful lady.

She has amazing costumes too. I have seen her costumes and they are top notch for sure.

Yeah, and she had a shoulder injury last summer. Yeah, I remember seeing that. Like she had her own thing. Umm.

What is your favorite show to perform?

Umm, well, I just started like this year doing like choreograph shows. I do like the one where I pop out of a suitcase because you know somebody, you know, all of a sudden you just see some random person bringing I mean, sometimes it’s one of my good friends to Lila. She is, you know, brought me out in a suitcase and you’re like, oh, is is she the one that is dancing and then boom, I pop out of the suitcase and they’re like oh it’s somebody even shorter. Yeah. So that’s that’s quite fun.

She’s 4 foot something too right?

She’s 4 foot six, so yeah. And she is a comedian.

Little dancer. She’s not that little. And then boom, there you go.

Yeah, when my she’s a comedian.

That is awesome.

I do that show. And then I do a wax show too where I come out. Usually it’s like a leather costume. You’re like biker ish. And then at the end of the show I pour hot wax on myself. So I got that idea from a good friend of mine who’s a contortionist, Luna.

I used to do hot wax but I stopped because the stagehand did not clean it up properly and some girl slid on the stage right after my foot and broke her finger.

Can get messy.

Have not, not, not. We only have about four minutes left. I just wanted to touch base with if they wanted to find more of you that they can’t find on Instagram, where would they find that at? Like what is the exactly the advice if you had an only fan?

Yeah, I do have an Only fans onlyfans.com/SasseeCassee and my name is spelled differently. It’s. I always say Sassy with 2ES and 2S’s and Cassie with two E’s and two E’s so. Double S EE. Mr. Tongue Twister there because normally people you know, it’s sassy with a Y or cassy with an IE, but it’s just. Sassy, double S EE. Cassie double S EE.

Awesome. And if the club were wanting to book you or even a private person, we’re wanting to book you for a party or an event, who would they book you through?

Yeah, they would contact me on my Instagram, you know, if they want to do a private like I do bachelor parties, I do birthday parties. You know, I just, I don’t do like I don’t just come to your house and perform myself for one person. You know, you have, you got to have, you know, your friends there. But I don’t do those one-on-one meet up type of shows.

And if you did, they would be like handcuffed and anchored to something so they couldn’t touch straight. No touching me, but I’ll dominate you. Yes. Um.

That, that’s awesome. What would you say? Umm. What? We have two minutes left. What do you want to leave your fans with?

Umm, that you know. My shows are, you know, one-of-a-kind. You know I am, I have the record for being the world’s smallest stripper dancer however, what we can say on here, but you know, I don’t let the job define who I am as a person, you know?

I can definitely say that Sassee Cassee is a very, very relatable person. She is almost always answering her Instagram, commenting on with her fans. She’s very interactive in her fan engagement and she loves to have fun. And if you go and watch her Instagram page. I am telling you, you’re you’re gonna laugh your ass off for a lot of it,

Right? And don’t worry like you, if I come across as rude, it’s just me being sassy. Don’t ever take what I say to heart.

It’s just her being her. All right, well, I want to thank you for your time and for joining the show, and hopefully you get some new fans off of listening and hopefully we can have you back on again soon. You’ll have a very Merry Christmas and safe adventures, you had grand relaunch, so you’re the first one of many because we stopped for like a year, so the first one you’re, the Cherry Popper. Alright, well, you have a great night. We’ll talk to you soon.

You too Hun, love you.

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