[Jessica080806]

Hey Psycho Babblers, metalheads, comedy lovers, and everyone who lives for the wild side!

Welcome to the official Psycho Babble TV & Comedy subforum
– your home for all things Psycho Babble TV on NGR Music TV!

Hosted by the legendary Mike Preston and featuring an insane cast (Ben Marengo, Jeff Givens, Dr. Chance Burnbaum, Nurse Filomena, Ozzy parodies, Dumpster Dan, and more chaos), this show is pure rock/metal-fueled comedy madness. Expect over-the-top parodies, holiday specials (Christmas duets, Halloween Spooktaculars), band interviews (Jack Russell from Great White, Steel Panther antics, and more), sketches, music reactions, and unhinged fun.

In this subforum you can:

* React to the latest episodes and specials
* Share your favorite moments, quotes, or character impressions
* Discuss featured bands, tracks, or parody songs
* Recommend indie rock/metal/comedy that fits the Psycho Babble vibe
* Talk about the show’s themes, guests, or behind-the-scenes stories
* Post memes, fan art, or your own Psycho-inspired comedy (keep it fun!)

Keep it respectful, positive, and as crazy as the show itself – we’re here to laugh and celebrate underground comedy with a heavy edge.

To kick off the madness:
* What’s your all-time favorite Psycho Babble moment or character?

Or drop your reaction to the latest episode!

Let’s get psycho and keep the laughs rolling!

[Jessica080806]

Psycho Babble TV visits STEEL PANTHER

You’re a doctor, right? But sort of. So you understand what it’s like when you catch stuff, right? And I’m not talking about mice in the cabinet. No, I know you know what I mean, right? And I’m not talking about crabs from the sea. I know you guys are talking about the big, the big VD. Yeah, the big VD. Venereal discomfort, bro. I was checking one of your guys out earlier. That’s why I got this glove. I’ve had so many VDS. Yeah, he really has like Valentine’s Day comes around, He’s like, I got another VD. It sucks. Well, you can get them and you get rid of them. Then you gotta get them again because you know that’s the way it works when you’re on the road.

Hey, Doc, no one likes a quitter, right? You guys gotta stay with this stuff, and that’s one thing you guys are doing. You guys are at it. It’s it’s almost a curse, being this sexy. Yeah, like it’s, it can be tough ’cause it’s hard to beat the ******* off sometimes. And you have to, you have to be responsible with your good looks. You can’t just use them Willy nilly with your sexiness. What if Batman used his powers for bad? That’s exactly what I’ve been trying to say to so many people for so long. I wish I could have said it like that. My mom just doesn’t get it because she just thinks that I’m just good looking, you know? ***** *******. It has a great. Video that goes with it. You have a number of different people that have all taken part of this great, great video and you know, people that aren’t familiar with ***** Whip, it’s about guys who basically have basically sold their **** **** to their woman. You know, I mean, when we’re guys, we’re all hanging out, we’re all partying. We all want to be able to call each other. What are you doing? And then you get that. When you’re when you’re younger and your ***** wet, there’s less balls to be whipped with, right? But when you get older and **** starts going South, there’s more to be whipped, if you know what I’m talking about. Yeah, you got a lot more surface area on your balls. So older guys that are ***** whip deserve to get whacked in the head. That’s why we wrote the song, just to inform people that we know, we feel, we’ve been, we understand, we conquered, and now we’re on the other side. We’re together, we’re A-Team, we’re one. Actually **** whip chicks That’s nice. Now here, let me let me bring out one of my. My charts here because I think we might be able to actually show exactly where where when do you actually get ***** with or you know, is this just what age when you really push you up here? What age is it? Well, this is the deceiving thing about this diagram. And chart is that you can be ***** ******* up here or down here. It doesn’t matter. It’s more, it’s more devastating if you’re ***** ******* when you’re down here. Yeah, because you’re what, you’re 80 and you have to think about, like, really, at this age, you still haven’t learned that chicks are there for men. Are not that long. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. No, they get you’ve had some girls kind of gargle with them, right, Haven’t you? Oh yeah. But it doesn’t like permanently stretch them. OK. So they just take it down like this. It just makes them warm for the moment. And then they kind of like come back there elastic and they go down but then they like they tuck up nice. Chappelle said it right. Never get your balls. Botox. No, you don’t want to do that. No, I, we had one of my patients do that and boy, oh boy, we couldn’t get in his pants forever. You just unbelievable. Hey, I know a **** that could have gotten there. Really she getting anybody’s pass, got in her own grammar. You have to get her number then ’cause she’s going to have to help this guy out. So. And you had some other great songs on this album. BVSBVSBVS No, exactly who’s there had to be somebody that had to be the person that gave you the impetus to write that song. Was there, was there a particular groupie or something like that that basically hung out? Or is it all the groupies that, you know, have this syndrome? Well it depends on who you ask in the band cause some guys think that every girl has BBS but I think that’s more a reflection on it. They do though. I mean I’ve noticed like more and more lately it’s like there’s just big ***** everywhere. That’s weird because I’ve noticed that there’s I keep getting tighter and tight. Really. Yeah, maybe it’s just that ** **** keeps getting bigger. It could be, could be that. I hope it’s not. I hope it is. I’ve never not. Doc. You’re a doctor. Right? Right. Right. Sort of. Can *** **** actually get bigger? Just for a matter of minutes at a time and then it goes right back. It’s kind of like the ball set. It’ll go back to its normal size. Exactly. So, I mean, you know. Are you taking any kind of pills? Are you enhancing it on your own? Is he taking any kind of film? Is he taking any kind of pills? I will. I take a lot of pills a lot of a lot of the time and a lot of those pills are ***** pills. Okay, well then that’s probably what’s happening with your ***** you’re probably getting. And well, does it cause problems when you’re playing in in the band when when you’re playing songs? I mean, does your ***** actually come? The ***** doesn’t happen when I it’s it’s it’s sort of an at will ***** actually. It’s like I’ve got you found a drug that enables you to have at will *****. I’ve got ***** control is what I’m saying as. Seriously, motor control? Like if I don’t want the boater? I just have to not move and you’re good in any direction and I’m. So as long as you don’t move, you’re solid, right? But if you move. Damn it, he’s giving me a bone marrow. Oh, God, you know when your friend gives you a ***** on accident, uncomfortable. Yeah, that could be tough. And and you know, we have a do we have a new record coming out and I want to plug it on your show. Sure. And let you have let you have the ******* the breaking news. It’s for real. OK, Watch album 6. Do you? Are we allowed to? Well, you know what? Hold on, hold on. This could happen or it may not happen. Think about that. How about that record label do we want to say what it’s called away the title just in case. OK, legally we can’t put it out right, but. Let’s just say there should be something coming out in February. February. Yep, nice. A new song, a new song, a new record, a new CDA new. Laserdisc a new visual to make your day better. Yeah, it’s gonna be ******* awesome. It’s gonna freak **** **** out and it’s something we’ve never done before. So we’re really excited for everyone to see it and I’m glad that you get to break it. There’s only one other interview we did for. A veterinarian hospital. A veterinarian hospital. And we did one for a bingo community in Leisure Town. That was cool. Dude, that was great. That was the ******* sabretooth. Sort of hotter than I thought they were gonna be. Hands. They gotta love that song about getting gay. Deal. Dude, I was just gonna bring that **** up. We were him. I have been like doing the bingo numbers at Leisure Towers for years. It’s something that we’ve always done and boom, you know what? And the cool thing is I know that every time he picks a number and says it, then I go next. OK, so that’s how it works. So one and then. And then after I go, then I know what happens. *****. No, no, That’s if I move him. Yeah. All right. Sometimes we have to sit at a separate table, but that’s good. I got you. So you get it. I do get it. I do it. Here’s another thing you guys got. I mean, since you’re swapping fluids with all your fans on a regular basis, that’s a great name for our new record. Swapping fluid, swapping fluids because well, you almost have one of those in their song Bukaki Tears when you guys are talking about a little bit, a little bit, you know, I mean, you know, wearing it on your face where you can’t even see that the tears, you know they’re there. So I mean another thing, I mean, you guys got to be able to replenish those fluids. This is not easy to do, you know, we do that people don’t well. Pedialyte. Pedialyte exactly exactly that work good. It does, and a lot of times celery. Celery it’s a little chewy gets I thought Peter North. That’s how he regenerated his sperm shot was with celery. Isn’t that correct? You know, I I will tell you that Peter North was telling Satchel and I in a conversation that his ability to shoot really super far loads. There’s no secret that he has. It’s just he’s always been. That’s how his **** works. I could not masturbate for ******* two years and not even shoot 1/4 as far as him, Yeah, well, you know what freaks me out? What is when you see. People come and they ******* shoot, and then they shoot again and again. Like, ’cause my **** like I could shoot if you know, on occasion, if the timing’s right and all, everything fires at the same time. Whack. Yeah, right. But then the second one won’t be near as far. Is there a second one? And then the third? Yeah, there is. Yeah. Not for me. Are you? Are you aiming on like trying to get in a clown’s mouth or what are you trying to do? You’re just, you’re just shooting it. What I try to do is I try to do it and I try to, I try to lerp it over her head like she’s laying down. I try to go for over the head. That’s my first goal. Right. And then the second shot, I’d like to try to get around the mouth level so it goes. OK, Yeah, You want to get that little drill going on. Now, let me ask you, This is a question that I probably should ask you, but I’m going to ask him. It’s a medical question if you get some of your DNA. OK. Mm-hmm. ****. Medical term girls Chin after wiping it off, will you kiss her? Absolutely. That’s my man, *****. Come on. The chin in the mouth. That’s my man. All over the face. I’m in, dude. How about you, Doc? How about you? You gotta go for it. You gotta dive right in. You gotta dive right in. You know, it’s just, it’s my coming from a guy wearing gloves, doing just one glove, and I’ve had this glove for six months. Thanks, Doc. Doctor Chance Birnbaum, the main man. And Steel Panther together.

[Jessica080806]

BRISTOL FAIRE

Well, a bag and a bag. He was asking lodge and charity would you like a begging man a bag and a bag. I don’t have a larger gain, but I had a name and I had a daughter and he was her name and I were with him. She’s going. Hi there, Psycho Babble. This is Jessica Edwards coming to you live from the 2021 Renaissance Fair in Bristol, WI. It is Steampunk weekend. I’m so excited to be here. It’s a beautiful day and I can’t wait to check out all those costumes. Let’s go see what’s going on. All right, psycho Babble. I am. I’m looking for interesting, exciting people today, and I think this guy is it. Tell us who you are, Sir. I’m Charlie. Awesome. Finity the Leprechaun King. All right. I love it. What are you doing here today at Renaissance? Me a sling meat all day long. I’m tell **** jokes and I make people feel awkward. My kind of guy. Thank you. Yeah it’s I came up from Texas and yeah, this is The One Show that I take two months off and just enjoy myself.

Please to meet you with me to please you. I also have jerky. Meat candy. But you can call me Charlie. That’s right. Now it’s not stranger danger, it’s just danger. We are here with this lovely lady from Barely Balanced Comedy and Danger at Renaissance Fair. What is your name? My name is Margaret, but I also go by small in the show. Very small. We are small, medium and large acrobats at large. Wonderful. We were wondering. We were watching your show a little bit. It looks like a lot of fun. Have you guys ever had any accident? We absolutely. Yes, acrobatics. No matter how much you practice, how much you perform, it is absolutely a game of probability. So some of our best bloopers and best show moments are when things don’t go correctly. Every once in a while we’ll get a great new joke out of something that went absolutely wrong in the show. That is wonderful. How long have you been doing the show? My 11th season in the show, I’ve been doing acrobatics. I started as an adult when I was 18 years old, got interested in it, and it just sort of has started growing and growing and growing. And now here we are 11 years later doing this insane show on this stage with all of these people loud and chaotic. It’s a ton. Have fun. Awesome. Do you is is Renaissance Fair your main outlet? Do you do other other shows in addition? We love Renaissance festivals. That is mostly what we do is perform at Ren fairs all over the US. So if you see us, we might be in your neighborhood. But yes, we love Renaissance festivals, partly because they’re two months long. And partly because if the run Fair likes you, they invite you back every year, so we get to see familiar faces. All right. I am here with this wonderful man I just met. His name is Jim. It’s me. My name is Jim. Hi, everybody. Hey, what are you doing here today at Renaissance Fair? Actually work for vegetable justice, where we get to insult. They throw tomatoes at us and and we get paid. So it’s a really great, great thing to do. And I just my second day on the job. Oh, wow. How did you end up with a job like that? I do stand up comedy and also improv. I write and I, you know, I’m an actor and a friend of mine, John. He contacted me say, man, do you want to you want to come out to Renaissance Fair, which is my happy place, by the way. This is this is where I love to be. All right, We are here at Renaissance Fair with these lovely ladies that I just met. She called us ladies cousin like them the sweetest thing I like. I don’t you’ve even pregaming. Catalog. So drinking. I love it in that cup there. Well, right now we’re just working on our hydration. Yeah, it’s a clear liquid that makes me feel good. That’s my cousin, Corky Sprout. Yeah, we’re the washing well inches. And it’s true, we have 3 loads of laundry every day. We can only clean the outside though. We are not licensed for brainwashing. It’s not cool people, not cool people. So is this where we could normally find you over in this area? Absolutely. We’re at the Traders Cove stage. They’re home corner because we’re naughty, yeah. That’s that big fire right back there. That’s the pub. So here’s the tub. That’s the pub. They are not mutually exclusive because the more you drink, the prettier we get. It’s like a magic trick. Biology and science. There’s nobody believes in science these days. I don’t know why. It’s wild. We’ll just call it. Magic.

[Jessica080806]

YOUR PARENTS SCREWED YOU UP

You know, it’s been said that nature abhors a vacuum and that the shortest distance between two points. Straight line. So what does all that mean? I have no idea. But I can tell you this. That is the complete extent of my knowledge of science. We’re not here to discuss scientific facts. We’re here to discuss the other kind, the kind I came up with. And we’re here to place blame. You know, that’s another area where science falls short. They can give you all the boring technical details about why a hurricane or an earthquake takes place, but they’ll never tell you whose fault it is. I think it’s because most scientists tend to be timid, thoughtful types who live in constant fear of jumping to the wrong conclusion. Rather than just pointing fingers, they will examine a problem. Endlessly. Not me boy, I am a conclusion jumper and a finger pointer. Life is too short to spend all your time worrying about being right.

I’ve got places to go and people to blame, so let’s get started. Now we’ve already determined that nothing is your fault and you are not to blame for the mess your life has become. Other people are, but can we narrow it down just a little more and get a little more specific? I think so. Who specifically is to blame for the mess your life has become? Well, the answer is as obvious as the nose on your face. Your parents screwed you up. Come on. It doesn’t take a forensic pathologist to follow the trail of evidence leading back to the source of your problems. All it takes is a family photo and a batch of resentments. You know, criminal psychologists and other assorted leeches on government payrolls can waste hours and hours debating the age-old question of nature versus nurture. Are people born bad or are they shaped that way by their environment? And inevitably, the answer always comes back. Well, it’s a little of both. Genius. Somebody give that quack a raise with my tax dollars. Of course it’s both. Any idiot can see that I saw it. But who’s responsible in both cases? Your parents. Now nature, that’s a no brainer. I mean, sperm plus egg equals you. Sperm comes from daddy, Egg comes from mommy. Nine months later you come bouncing into the world with a suitcase full of. Emotional dynamite just waiting to explode. Nurture, same thing. I mean, even if you were lucky enough to be abandoned on a doorstep as an infant, you still grew up in an environment, and whoever was in charge of that environment can be termed your parents and therefore held responsible for every. Bad idea you’ve ever had? It’s a sweet deal, isn’t it? Someone else is to blame for everything wrong with your life and you are just an innocent victim. Sure beats the heck out of personal responsibility.

[Jessica080806]

THE REAL PROBLEM: OTHER PEOPLE

OK, so now we’ve established that nothing is your fault. I don’t think I can stress that enough. In fact, much of the presentation from this point on is merely filler based on highly suspicious resource material, because the only point you really need to retain is. Nothing is your fault. But somebody must be at fault. Who could that be? Well, let’s perpetuate the illusion of clinical professionalism and take a look at some visual aids. As you can see from this diagram, there are clearly 2 categories of people in the world. First and foremost, there is. You or, as I like to refer to it, me.

And then? There’s everybody else. Here’s where you need to put on your thinking cap and do a little detective work. I’ll go slow because I realize this is complicated. Now we’ve determined that you are not responsible for anything thereby. Eliminating you as a suspect in this investigation. So who does that leave? Everybody else. I know you’re probably saying why didn’t I think of that? Well, it’s because you’re not me. But don’t worry about it. That’s not your fault. The important thing is we have identified the problem, the very gates of hell from which all evil flows. Other people. Some of you may have suspected the mall along you’re what I like to call the brighter kids in this class.

[Jessica080806]

SO, YOU’RE A STINKING DRUNK…

Hello and welcome to So. You’re a stinking Drunk. My name is Mike Preston, and in addition to being the father of ultra modern psychology, I’m also a licensed antisocial worker. But you can relax because I’m not a motivational speaker. This is not one of those stop drinking and get your life together type seminars. No, you can rest assured that I have absolutely no desire to propel you into a more productive lifestyle or anything else. I don’t even know if you are a drunk, and if you are, you probably already got enough people ******** at you. I certainly don’t want to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. The last thing I need is some crazy booze hound coming after me. No, I want you to think of me as your friend. Maybe not one of your more polite, supportive friends. More like one of your blunt, rude, confrontational friends, completely devoid of any social grace or concern for your feelings.

Do you have any friends that were raised by wolves? That’s the kind of friend I’m going to be. So sit back and relax because life is short and it’s getting shorter all the time. Too high of a problem. Do I have a problem? If you ever ask yourself that question, maybe after a friend or a family member has suggested that your behavior is unacceptable and they’re not cleaning up after you anymore. Maybe after a cop or a judge or a bartender has warned you that they better not see you again. Maybe after waking up face down in a parking lot, spitting gravel out of your parched and bloody mouth while you try to locate your clothing, and these or other similar scenarios ever prompted you to ask yourself, do I have a problem? You know, conventional wisdom tells us that people who don’t have a problem don’t spend a great deal of time pondering whether or not they’ve got a problem. But I’m not here to offer you any wisdom, conventional or otherwise. I’ll leave that to conventional therapists. I’m just here to make a few observations, maybe ask a few more disturbing questions, and generally yank you around for a while. That’s what my brand of therapy is all about. You know, it’s been said that God gave man alcohol and motorcycles as a gift so that ugly people could have sex too. Now, I’m not a religious person so I don’t know if that’s true, but I do know this. Alcohol has been proven time and time again to effectively blur that thin line between hideous and irresistible. Consequently, many people who ordinarily wouldn’t and probably shouldn’t get together often end up in deep and regrettable intimacy. On the surface, it may seem like a blessing. After all, shouldn’t we be above all those shallow notions of physical beauty? Isn’t it what’s inside of a person that really matters, even if it’s encased in two or three hundred extra pounds? Shouldn’t we be able to muster up a little monkey love for somebody, even if they’ve got a face that could stop a check? Well, that all sounds reasonable, maybe even spiritual when you’re half in the bag at closing time and the only two people left in the bar are you and some bloated Sasquatch. But as I sit here today, sober as a judge, I have to say. No. The problem, as with many alcohol related situations, is the booze wears off. And then where are you? For those of you who were born yesterday, this is where the term Coyote ugly originated. It refers to a situation where you wake up with your arm underneath some grotesque creature and would rather gnaw off your own limb than risk moving it and waking the sleeping beast. And let me state for the record, this is not a gender specific dilemma. It’s generally accepted that drunk men tend to pursue whatever they can manage to focus on in their impaired condition, and larger women naturally become the object of their affections. But drunk women have also been known to significantly lower their standards after a few hours of liquid distortion. Ugly men are well aware of this fact and for years have been relying on booze and bad lighting to level the playing field.

[Jessica080806]

COOKING WITH DAVE ODD

Dave, what do you got over there? It looks like you’ve got, Oh well, without the cornucopia today. I, you know, summers coming up. I know that. And I wanted to show everyone how to make a nice fresh fruit salad for like a picnic or something like that. But I wanted to show you some, some springtime animals too. I’m going to bring those guys out for you. This right here, this little fella, he’s a, he’s an American toad. He’s American. Well, because I found him in America. Oh, OK. It’s actually the most common toad in North America. Should he really be that close to your fruit salad? You know, Mike, I know what I’m doing. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t. I don’t. I’m not a cook. You kind of remind me of my dad right now. I’m curious. I’m your dad. You have a good relationship with your dad.

This next guy here. He’s a, this is a tiger salamander. A lot of people don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t often see these guys. They eat insects, worms and, and crickets and things like that. And, and these guys, they almost live their entire lives on land. They only go to the water to breed and they lay their eggs and then they. Back into the woods, they bury themselves way down deep under the under the earth. So it’s really hard to find them if you’re if you’re not looking for them in the springtime. Is that toad ******* a strawberry? I think I think he’s fine. Okay. I don’t think the strawberries have a good time. Now he’s smiling. I know now when we’re dealing with fruits. For especially fresh fruits like the apple, you always want to cut them in half lengthwise first, right? Because then you can cut out the core there just like so you want to use a sharp knife too, because you don’t want to hurt yourself or cut yourself because then. Because then your parents will think you are trying to hurt yourself and send you to the doctor again, and you don’t want that to happen. I have a bowl here for the for the trash. I learned that from Rachel Ray. I like to watch Rachel Ray. Is she a **** star? She’s a chef. She’s not a chef, all right? She’s a cook. I’m sorry, ***** pants. Hey, you remind him of his dad. Cut it out. Listen. So, all right, the food in the bowl did the salamander listen, just relax, All right? Thank God there’s not a You want to coarsely cut up your apples and you put them cut up. You put them in the orange juice, you know, to keep them, to keep them fresh. You don’t want them to get brown. Yeah, fruit acid. You don’t want them. You don’t want them to get brown. You got things moving. Oh, God. Salamander took a tumble. Oh, my God. Listen, listen. We’ve all tried that at one point in our lives. Dave, if you look in front of your right foot, the salamander with a head injury is right there. He’s fine. He’s fine. I’d put a helmet on that sucker if I put him back on the table. He’s between your feet, right? He’s used to it. Salamander moving towards the it’s all he’ll be fine. OK, just checking. I got a turtle turtle here too. Why wouldn’t you? You’re making a fruit salad. Why wouldn’t you have a turtle? This this is a this is a radio slider turtle. You know, is it common to have the turtle listen to the turtle? Let me tell you. Let me tell you a little something. All right. Now, when I got when I got this little guy, he was about the size of a, a nickel, right. And, and that was three years ago. Now he speaks. And they used to sell these at the at the at the drug stores, you know. Yeah, they would sell them as little dime stores and. They were the size of a dime and Frog is going on to another strawberry. Listen, just relax, relax, relax just ******* them all. Listen, Miss Benatar, we’ve heard enough out of you. Oh, my goodness. Look at that. He looks happy on the OK So ****** jump. I’m just getting my just getting my hands in here. He’s gonna take a tumble wash. Oh my God. Say anything about you that your animals keep trying to commit suicide. God. Listen, they don’t have very good depth perception. No, they sure don’t. Well, then by all means, put them on a table. Now, we got, like a bunch of different kinds of fruit in there. And what we’re going to do to tie this all together is we’re going to add some yogurt. Yogurt. Yeah. Everyone likes yogurt. You like yogurt, right? I did up until about now. Do you want to come over here and try some? I really don’t want to ever put anything in my mouth that’s ever been in your hand. No offense. You sound like my dad again. Hey, you guys. I got other some other animals here. Oh my God, there’s more. He’s got a bag. I got another common animal to the Chicagoland area. Here is the Garter snake. This is a Chicago Garter snake. It’s special. It is. Sure. It’s not a fruit snake? No, no, it’s a Garter snake. Probably the most popular snake around the Chicago land area. Yeah. And. And this is a Chicago Garter snake. I’d be able to show you his markings, but he’s covered in yogurt. That’s odd. That weird. So this is a Brazilian short tailed Opossum. He he’s not a native species, but he wanted to come along with us today. Just drop out of there. No, no, that was tape. Hey, Dave odds got a weasel on him in case can you get a close up of that guy? I’m sorry, this is a Brazilian short tailed apostle. It’s a what? A Brazilian? Short tailed Opossum. Really. It is not a weasel, it is a marsupial. Oh, it is one of the smallest marsupial. That’s in our hemisphere, yes. Look, you see, he’s got a prehensile tail. That means is he could hold on to things with his tail. That means that **** doesn’t bother him when you hold him upside down like that, right? And they have a pouch just like Kangaroos where they raise their babies. That’s where I’d store my weed. I don’t mean to point out the obvious, but you’ve got a fruit salad with a. And a snake in it. And this is Scorpio. There’s a round on top of your. There’s a hair in there. We’re not gonna be able to eat this. Yeah.

[Jessica080806]

EVIL DAVE – TOP TEN BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING ON MYSPACE

Yeah, this is pretty good, Mike. The category from the Home Office, these are the top 10 best things about being on Myspace. You know what I’m saying? All the kids like this. It’s all the rave. Here we go, Top 10 best things about being on Myspace #10 You can post pictures of yourself from 10 years ago and pretend you still look like that. #9 you can issue #9 You can issue a bulletins about really important stuff like jokes you found on the Internet. Let’s see number 80. This is good. You can have as many friends as you want without ever talking to them. Yeah, it’s my my favorite product on my cell phone.

I kind of like that premise exactly #7 you get to write your own bio with nice stuff, not like all that nasty **** the cops have on their files. Number six, it’s a great marketing tool. This is good if you’re targeting 14 year olds with no money. That’s why they, that’s why they give these kids a pre approved, you know, credit cards. Let’s see #5 you can see what the knuckleheads at Cycle Babble are up to without having to watch the show. And #4 you can be friends with your favorite musical artist or at the least the **** kissing weasel that puts their page together, their page together. And #3 you can join the Christian singles dating network and fornicate like a Pagan. He was a good ball player number 2. It’s a classy alternative to YouTube if you want to see videos of a dog taking a dump. The number one best thing, ladies and gentlemen, about being on Myspace. Now I don’t have to drive all the way to the mall to creep out young women. Well, there you go.

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