Assimilation Band Interview | Tiffany Tease NGR Stripped Sessions

It’s been almost a year since I saw you guys last. What’s new? I think I can see a lot already. A new lead singer right here, Jamie. Kind of an obvious one. Oh year. We’re in the studio right now. We are in the studio. How’s it going? Quite well. The next song we’re going to play is going to be a new one that we’re doing right now. That’s pretty much almost all done. It’s like a funk.

Where are you plaid pants? You know you have no pants on right now, but where are your plaid pants? They’re in my closet right now. I miss them. I miss them too, believe or not. Yeah, I couldn’t. I need to keep it fresh. I can’t wear plaid pants every single day and plus, mom took over here. These things are heavy. I did take over the place. Woah woah woah there’s a problem here.

I don’t think I could wear Garry’s pants.

Rob, you never play with your fly zipped up. Oh yeah. Every time we do a show my fly is always down.

By the end of this stripped session you are all going to naked. Yep.

Music does that to us. Not together in a room but yes, it does. We practice naked. We practice naked. Our last band recorded our album are underwear. Yeah, it did. It did, didn’t we? Yeah, we did.

All right, next question.
Which one you pervs wrote Road Head and what was the inspiration behind it? I wrote the words Gary wrote the- I wrote the Road Head part. Yeah, I wrote the chorus. Rob wrote the verse. That was a porch sittin’ song. Rob and I were in the same fraternity at Western Illinois, and we’d sit on the porch and write a lot of good stuff, a lot of stuff that we’re recording right now actually, from like 10 years ago.

The inspiration was I’ve gotten road head in 13 States and two Canadian provinces. Wow, that’s pretty impressive. Thank you. I’m very proud of that. You set a goal in life. It’s very important to achieve your goals.

OKay, in spite of how inspired I was by you know the name Road Head being a song I’ve come up with something called Road Head Etiquette. Okay. I think this is the one you were laughing at earlier.

When giving road head is it proper to
A. swallow.
B. Ask to pull over
or
C. Leave the trail down the side of the car.

A or C. Yeah, I think to swallow. I think once that moment has been achieved, I can give a fuck less where it goes.

Say it’s your brand new car and she just decides to

Everyone’s got to say it on 1, OK? OK, no big deal. Each each person, you want answers from everybody? Yeah. Sure.

I Say Swallow
I say it’s it’s up to her.
Completely up to her if she’s being generous enough to give give herself like that.
If you have trash in your car like I do if she wants you to fit my sperm in a paper sack. Or or a cup or a napkin. The possibilities are endless.

See, you’re someone who thinks about because he would dirty up his car so that she would have something to spit his sperm in.

The load has been spent. Don’t ask Jonathan questions. He just answered every question with another question. He’s always does. What’s the question? What?

Did you guys know that these two are twins? No. Yeah. We are twins. Yay twins!

And so you guys have any big shows coming up or? We do our next ones coming up here on April 26th. It’s actually a weird progressive church thing. It’s called Micah’s Porch and there’s a Sunday morning we are playing and they like Rock’n’roll in their church so they asked us.

How do they feel about Road Head? They’re a progressive church. Yeah, they’re all about creativity and actually, the song we’re probably gonna do next for this time is gonna be Killing in the Name Of. It’s www.DareToSeek.com and actually check out the really cool. I hate church. They’re so progressive a nun was going down on the pastor while we played Road Head. They’re that progressive. That’s totally not true but. You’re not supposed to say that. You don’t know. What goes on in the cold behind stores. Why don’t you ask the questions you were going to ask? Yeah, and you asked them.

We’re going to play some shit. tThink about your questions and come back. All right.